Stevie Sharp

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STEVIE IS THE BEST ANIKI

Because she is the best aniki, I will not reveal her real name to the world. --Phyllis Douglas

  • A member of a HardoCoro Bancho Gang called The Brohood.
  • One half of The Squirtle Rave Squad.
  • The Aniki is an Assassin of Dubious Desert Origins who raises eyebrows wherever they go because of their ~*Questionable Hobbies*~. Aniki is also known by the codename “That Blond Weasel.”

That Blond Weasel

Aniki is a Fox-Faced Bastard and one of the laziest things you’ll ever run across. They enjoy napping, eating things, sewing useless articles of clothing, watching stuff, looking at things, walking around, baking, playing video games, and many other things. That Blond Weasel has many hobbies and many thoughts on a variety of subjects. Their bed is a highly sophisticated nest-like construct covered by a pile of clean laundry on top of a blue comforter. Along with being marginally insane, That Blond Weasel likes Science and Viral. They are most often seen with some variation of a shit-eating grin on their face. Do not question their motives. You don't know them at all. Why the fuck would you want them? That Blond Weasel is like a punch in the kidneys.

Quotations and Other Anecdotes:

“Where are the Dinosaurs?!”

“Pretend you’re riding a horse. Now thrust your hips.”

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