Self-proclaimed "Weebmaster" of the weebsite.
Loves anime OPs and EDs.
Loves using the "WUOAHW" emote.
Loves to talk about his British heritage.
Loves cake (pretty much all kinds).
Likes "cute girls doing cute things" least in terms of genres.
An exceptionally memey topic.
First documented 90% gay officer. Also self-deprecating and emotionally volatile. If you get on his bad side or irk him (technically not that difficult to do), he'll probably blow up at you and then apologize afterwards.
He was the only officer absent for the 2019-2020 Halloween party (due to attending a funeral). However, he was by far the largest contribution to making the event as smooth as it was.
Confirmed to have an alt bot user in Discord under the name of DangerNoodle nicknamed NoodleMatt.
And don't you forget it <3
Quotations and Other Anecdotes
"Yes, it's her!" (Context: Second episode of Psycho Pass when Shion Karanomori (the technician) was introduced in an interesting manner. Note that this comment was whispered, yet the entire club still managed to hear it.)
"Crying in the club. Sobbing at the spa. Weeping by the window"
- Alternative: ”crying in the club, sobbing in the shower, weeping in Walmart, dying in Denny’s...”
”I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch!”
"I make up for lost time with my overwhelming presence!"
"Do you know what else of mine is longer than yours?" (context: he must be talking about his ego)
“Every time Spike (Cowboy Bebop) speaks, I orgasm multiple times.”
"I want to be able to throw a building, I want to be able to shoot lasers out of my mouth, I want to be able to hear my neighbors having sex" (Context: I'm just as confused as you are on this one.) (Update: the conversation was about superpowers, about him wanting one. Unsure about the examples though...)
"I need to ask you a question, but I need you to not interpret anything from it ... How long do you think you're going to be in school for?"
"Bitch I am literally the patron saint of this organization, y'all should be grateful that you are permitted to bask in my presence."
"I don't want his genetics, I want his genetic material."
"Take your fucking spaghetti monsters and get the fuck out." (Note, the conversation was about religion.)
"I'm incompetent without being drunk."
"Wait? Are you just wearing a shirt with pants?"
"based pogchamp" (note: he hates the phrase "pog")
"I really really love Imaishi. Like wow, I’m alive at the same time as him. My skin is clear; my mind is at peace; my crops have been watered."
"If Jon (Jonathan Skelly) ever touches [Discord] channel permissions again I'm going to eat his game cartridges."
"What are you talking about? This is my club, my job is to oppress you."
"kinda quirky though"
"So anyways, the weather."
"With enough alcohol, you can fly anywhere, and you don't even need a plane."
"Well, let me ask the audience"
"What are you going to do? Block me?"
"I JUST WANT TO BE GAT AND THAT'S IT NO MORE OF THIS "LIFE" BULLSHIT"
What Others Say
"he 90% gay, 10% Bayonetta" -Kellen Dobson
"This guy is a meme but that's why we love him" -Katie Whelan
"He's obviously the MC of a slice of life. Have you not seen the red hair?" -Conrad Kinsey
- He scored a 32 on his ACT. He considers this to be one of his only accomplishments, along with giving the website an aesthetic overhaul.
- His favorite anime/manga series include Nichijou, Mononoke, Monogatari/Katanagatari/Zaregoto, March Comes in Like a Lion, Haikyuu!!, Land of the Lustrous, Baccano, Konosuba, Death Parade, Haibane Renmei, Tatami Galaxy, Sound! Euphonium, Cowboy Bebop, Mob Psycho 100, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Boku no Hero Academia, Mawaru Penguindrum, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Kill la Kill, edgy Lupin III, And Yet the Town Moves, and more. He has a love-hate relationship with the Fate series (despite talking about it a lot), and considers only Fate/Zero and Fate/Strange Fake to be good out of the whole franchise.
- His favorite video game series include Persona, Danganronpa, Nier: Automata, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon, and Legend of Zelda (exclusively Breath of the Wild).
- His favorite characters include Lukas from Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia, Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5, Akihiko Sanada from Persona 3, Daichi Sawamura from Haikyuu!!, Meisai Tsuruga from Katanagatari, Ougi Oshino from Monogatari, Aqua from Konosuba!, and Gavial from Arknights.
- His favorite color is red. He's even dyed his hair red.
- His favorite meat is pork.
- His favorite music artists are Lady Gaga, Qveen Herby, iyla, Rina Sawayama, Myth & Roid, Yakushimaru Etsuko, MARINA, Doja Cat, Rico Nasty and Nicki Minaj.
- Likes tarot cards and horoscopes, although he doesn't really believe in them. He's a Scorpio by western zodiac, Rabbit by the Chinese zodiac, and feels closest to the Tower arcana.